Dear Idiot Self, 

WHY DID YOU NOT START STUDYING FOR THE AP WORLD TEST SOONER?

It's the entire world's history for crying out loud....roughly 4,000 + years of history. 

Did you think you could memorize it all in one night?

Yes, yes, yes I suppose you did. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

For crying out loud it took God seven days to create the earth and you thought in seven hours you could memorize ever dynasties, governments, social classes, human beings, calamities, wars, whatevers - way it came into existence and how it happened? 

Well.......maybe you thought wrong. 

Ah, but perhaps maybe you thought right?

Perhaps. Perhaps. 

So self, get studying. 

Pray for me?

--Love, Self