No Monkey Business

If anyone else knows a twenty-three year old guy who seat belts in a monkey, please let me know.
I don't think I would trade Stephen for the world, what young man even does that?
Not even seat belts, but goes to D.I. and comes out saying,
"Look what I found! He's only a $1, we should give him a good home"
I left this little guy in the car, so Stephen seat belted him in, to keep him safe. 
So welcome little guy.
Anyone have name suggestions?
Now accepting names.
He has a home, he's gotta have a name.

--But this is just another autobiography, examining the prosopography of me.
 By: Emma Marie.