And the winner is.....
really? why would you ever start out a sentence with that?
You wouldn't. I wouldn't.
So I seriously went to wiki-how to look up
"How To Announce a Contest Winner"
alas, they did not have it.
They did have though --
"How to Have a Metabolism of a Kid"
--well that's easy, you just have to be a kid, or a young goat.
"How to Stop Using Shopping to Fill a Void"
-- They wrote the article as if they were talking about addiction. Green scarf anyone?
"How to Make Time Go By Faster"
--mwahaha that's easy, time turner of course.
"How to Care for a Badger...Shaving Brush"
--alright, I read badger, seriously laughed, then realized it was a brush. ah what a let down.
"How to Create a Gateway of Gore"
--for halloween of course. Really? There is an article on this?
"How to Distinguish Between Acids and Bases"
--Are you afraid of touching them due to their corrosiveness? Ok, really? Who would want to touch an acid or a base anyways. Guess you've always wondered what bleach feels like - huh?
Alright, alright, back to business. Sorry. I just laughed.
Really the internet seems to have the answers for everything....almost.
So I guess I shall just say --
YOU PICKED IT
& I WILL BE STICKING
-- by a 58.3%
Thank You to everyone who voted, more PICK It and STICK It campaigns will be coming soon. Keep looking out for them!
--But this is just another autobiography, examining the prosopography of me.
By: Emma Marie.