Third Times the Charm

Do you know what this?
Do you know what that envelope is?
I bet you don't. 
Well I'll tell you. 
It says: Diploma DO NOT BEND. 
Good news, I didn't bend it! 
Better news, IT'S A DIPLOMA!!!
Yes, ladies and gents I graduated from UVU. 
I guess that makes me an associate of science?
Emma thee Associate of Science, 
So, Seminary Graduation-check. Timpview Graduation-check. UVU Graduation-check. 
Next goal?
Emma thee Master of Neuroscience, 
after that?
You'll just be calling me Dr. Smith. 
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-bomb, it's beautiful!
Just thought I'd share the happy, joyful, exciting news. 

--But this is just another autobiography, examining the prosopography of me.
By: Emma Marie.